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If you
have managed to make it
to 2009 without abusing,
over-using, or mis-using
any of these words - then
you are far better person
than I am. From
ecology to economy to
politics, it is easy to
understand why most of
these words have gone
over the top and need to
be retired from everyday
use - especially by the
media.

Lake
Superior State University
2009 List of Banished
Words
"It's that time of
year again!"
Lake Superior State
University "maverick"
word-watchers, fresh from
the holiday "staycation"
but without an economic
"bailout" even after a
"desperate search," have
issued their 34th annual
List of Words to Be
Banished from the Queen's
English for Mis-use,
Over-use and General
Uselessness. This year's
list may be more "green"
than any of the previous
lists and includes words
and phrases that people
from "Wall Street to Main
Street" say they love
"not so much" and wish to
have erased from their
"carbon footprint."
Environmental
buzzwords are getting the
axe this year. "Green"
and "going green"
received the most
nominations.
GREEN – The
ubiquitous 'Green' and
all of its variables,
such as 'going
green,' 'building green,'
'greening,' 'green
technology,' 'green
solutions' and more, drew
the most attention from
those who sent in
nominations this year.
"This phrase makes me
go green every time I
hear it." Danielle
Brunin, Lawrence, Kansas.
"I'm all for being
environmentally
responsible, but this
'green' needs to be
nipped in the bud."
Valerie Gilson, Gales
Ferry, Conn.
"Companies are less
'green' than ever,
advertising the fact they
are 'green.' Is anyone
buying this nonsense?"
Mark Etchason, Denver,
Colo.
"If something is good
for the environment, just
say so. As Kermit would
say, 'It isn't easy being
green.'" Kevin Sherlock,
Hiawatha, Iowa.
"If I see one more
corporation declare
itself 'green,' I'm going
to start burning tires in
my backyard." Ed
Hardiman, Bristow, Va.
"This spawned 'green
solutions,' 'green
technology,' and the
horrible use of the word
as a verb, as in, 'We
really need to think
about greening our
office.'" Mike McDermott,
Philadelphia, Penn.
CARBON FOOTPRINT or
CARBON OFFSETTING –
"It is now considered
fashionable for everyone,
tree hugger or lumberjack
alike, to pay money to
questionable companies to
'offset' their own
'carbon footprint.' What
a scam! Get rid of it
immediately!" Ginger
Hunt, London, England.
Mike of Chicago says
that when he hears the
phrase 'carbon
footprint,' "I envision
microscopic impressions
on the surface of the
earth where an atom of
carbon forgot to wear its
shoes."
Christy Loop of
Woodbridge, Va., says
that 'leaving a carbon
footprint' has become the
new 'politically
incorrect.' "How can we
not, in one way or
another, affect our
natural environment?"
Presidential election
years are always ripe for
language abuse. This
year, the electorate grew
weary of 'mavericks' and
'super delegates.' As
Michael W. Casby of
Haslett, Mich. said, when
he suggested banning all
of the candidates' names,
"Come on, it's been
another too-long campaign
season."
MAVERICK – "The
constant repetition of
this word for months
before the US election
diluted whatever meaning
it previously had. Even
the comic offshoot
'mavericky' was terribly
overused. A minimum
five-year banishment of
both words is suggested
so they will not be
available during the next
federal election."
Matthew Mattila, Green
Bay, Wisc.
"You know it's time to
banish this word when
even the Maverick family,
who descended from the
rancher who inspired the
term, says it's being
mis-used." Scott
Urbanowski, Kentwood,
Mich.
"I'm a maverick, he's
a maverick, wouldn't you
like to be a maverick,
too?" Michael Burke,
Silver Spring, Md.
FIRST DUDE –
"Skateboard English is
not an appropriate way to
refer to the spouse of a
high-ranking public
official." Paul
Ruschmann, Canton, Mich.
Of course, the economy
couldn't escape the list
this year.
BAILOUT
– "Use of emergency funds
to remove toxic assets
from banks' balance
sheets is not a bailout.
When your cousin calls
you from jail in the
middle of the night, he
wants a bailout." Ben
Green, State College,
Penn.
"Is it a loan? Is it a
purchase of assets by the
government? Is it a gift
made by the taxpayers?"
Dave Gill, Traverse City,
Mich.
"Now it seems as
though every sector of
the economy wants a
bailout. Unfortunately,
ordinary workers can't
qualify." Tony,
McLeansville, NC.
"Don't we love how
Capitol Hill will bailout
Wall Street, but not Main
Street"? Derrick
Chamberlain, Midland,
Mich.
Speaking of Wall
Street and Main Street…
WALL STREET/MAIN
STREET
–
"When this little dyad
first came into use at
the start of the
financial crisis, I
thought it was a clever
use of parallelism. But
it's simply over-used. No
'serious' discussion of
the crisis can take place
without some political
figure lamenting the fact
that the trouble on Wall
Street is affecting
'folks' on Main Street."
Charles Harrison, Aiken,
SC.
"The recent and
continuing financial
failings are not limited
to 'Wall Street,' nor
should one paint
business, consumers, and
small investors as ' Main
Street .' Topeka (where I
work), and Lawrence
(where I live), Kansas,
have no named ' Main
Street .' How tiresome."
Kent McAnally, Topeka,
KS. "I am so
tired of hearing about
everything affecting '
Main Street .' I know
that with the 'Wall
Street' collapse, the
comparison is convenient,
but really, let's find
another way to talk about
everyman or the middle
class, or even, heaven
forbid, 'Joe the
Plumber.'" Stacey,
Knoxville, Tenn.
Internet and texting
blues -MONKEY –
"Especially on the
Internet, many people
seem to think they can
make any boring name
sound more attractive
just by adding the word
'monkey' to it. Do a
search to find the
latest. It is no longer
funny." Rogier Landman,
Somerville, Mass.
<3 – Supposed to
resemble a heart, or
stand for the word
'love.' Used when sending
those important text
messages to loved ones.
"Just say the word instead of making
me turn my head sideways
and wondering what 'less
than three' means."
Andrea Estrada, Chicago.
Overuse in news and
entertainment
I CON
or ICONIC – Overused,
especially among
entertainers and in
entertainment news,
according to Robyn Yates
of Dallas, who says that
"every actor, actress and
entertainment magazine
show overuses this." One
of the most-nominated
words of the year.
"Everyone and everything
cannot be 'iconic.' Can't
we switch to 'legendary'
or 'famous for'? In our
entertainment-driven
culture, it seems
everyone in show business
is 'iconic' for some
reason or another. "John
Flood, Bray, Wicklow,
Ireland. "It's becoming
the new 'awesome' -
overused to the point
where everything from a
fast-food restaurant
chain to celebrities is
'iconic.'" Jodi Gill, New
Berlin, Wisc. "Just
because a writer
recognizes something does
not make it an icon (a
visual symbol or
representation which
inspires worship or
veneration) or iconic. It
just means that the
writer has seen it
before." Brian Murphy,
Fairfield, Conn.
GAME CHANGER –
"It's game OVER for this
cliché, which gets
overused in the news
media, political arenas
and in business."
Cynthia, Mt. Pleasant,
Mich.
STAYCATION –
"Occurrences of this word
are going up with gas
prices.'Vacation' does
not mean 'travel,' nor
does travel always
involve vacation. Let's
send this word on a slow
boat to nowhere." Dan
Muldoon, Omaha, Neb.
"The cost of petrol
forces many families to
curtail their summer
voyages and a new word
has sprung, idiotic and
rootless..." Michele
Mooney, Los Angeles,
Calif.
DESPERATE SEARCH –
"Every time the news
can't find something
intelligent to report,
they start on a
'desperate search' for
someone, somewhere."
Rick A. Hyatt, Saratoga,
Wyo.
NOT SO MUCH – "I
wish that the phrase was
used not so much," says
Tom Benson of Milwaukee,
who notes that it is used
widely in news media,
especially in sports,
i.e. 'The Gophers have a
shot at the playoffs; the
Chipmunks, not so much.'
"Casual language usage is
acceptable. 'Not so
much?' Not so much."
David Hollis,
Hubbardsville, NY. "Do I
like concise writing?
Yes. Do I like verbose
clichés? Not so much."
David W. Downing, St.
Paul, Minn.
"A favorite of snarky
critics and bloggers."
Jeff Baenen, Minneapolis,
Minn.
WINNER OF FIVE
NOMINATIONS – "It
hasn't won an Academy
Award yet. It has only
been NOMINATED!"
John Bohenek, Abilene,
Tex.
IT'S
THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
– Nominated by Kathleen
Brosemer of Sault Ste.
Marie, Ont., for "general
overuse and
meaninglessness. When is
it not 'that time of year
again?' From Valentine's
sales to year-end charity
letters, invitations to
summer picnics and
Christmas parties, it's
'that time' of year
again. Just get to the
point of the
solicitation, invitation,
and newsletter and cut
out six useless and
annoying words."
LSSU accepts
nominations for the
banished-words list
throughout the year. To
submit your nomination
for the 2010 list,
SUBMIT
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